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flactuating in florida
aparently in florida it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6pm on a thursday! how random! i predict the best way to prevent this is to have all indian resteraunts closed for the night otherwise you'l end up banged up for the night............."mr brown, at 6.05pm on thursday 30th september 2004 you have said to have let your gas go free on a public street in florida how do you plead???"
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moon on the run
The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. to be honest, i don't realy blame it. if i was the moon, i'd want to get away from the earth. i bet it dreads the night time for england. it has to be face to face with the likes of richard petre arrrrrrrrrrrg poor thing. or maybe it's seen me and my krew, now that's enough to scare anyone or anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
what a dopey queen
Queen Victoria eased the discomfort of her menstrual cramps by having her doctor supply her with marijuana. so that explains alot about where royalty and politicians get their ideas from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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happy drink
Coca-Cola translated to Chinese means, "To make mouth happy". "always to make mouth happy" hmmmm, not that much of a bad ring to it and it's certainly true. coca cola has cheered me up on many occasions lol |
chocolate love
It's rumored that HERSHEY'S KISSES chocolates got their name from the machine that makes them - it looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. aaaaah how cute falling in love over chocolate!
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